Enter the dispatch identifier printed on your Writ of Dispatch, or type any name, wish, or query. Our tracking apparatus is accurate within a margin that is best described as philosophical.
Status reports are generated at the moment of enquiry and reflect the pigeon’s presumed trajectory based on temperament, prevailing winds, and the lunar calendar. They may differ substantively from the pigeon’s actual whereabouts, which are not, in any meaningful sense, known.
01 · Breathe
The window above your desk will do. Not every bird is yours, but every bird could, conceivably, be yours.
02 · Consult
Our Oracle will put your query to a member of the flock. They will respond when ready.
03 · Accept
Hope compounds. Hire a second pigeon to accompany the first on an unrelated journey. Occasionally they find each other.