Every tier includes the same fundamental guarantee: the bird will leave the dovecote. Higher tiers include more pigeons, finer parchment, and warmer condolences.
Entry Class
A young pigeon, freshly trained, full of unearned confidence.
Premium Hope
Three pigeons. Three chances. Three identical outcomes, statistically.
Business Class
A magnificent specimen, prize-class, regrettably also blind.
White-Glove Vanishing
Our flagship service. For messages too sacred to deliver.
* Choice of pigeon is final and may, at the pigeonkeeper’s discretion, not be honoured if the chosen pigeon is “not in the mood,” as determined by Henrik.
For occasions that do not fit a standard tier, we offer the following bespoke arrangements.
Bespoke · From $2,400
Up to forty birds released simultaneously at the moment of the kiss. Not one will arrive at any of the guest addresses, but the photograph is spectacular and the guests have, in our experience, never noticed.
Bespoke · From $890
A single pigeon released at the conclusion of a memorial service, bearing a message from the bereaved to the departed. We will not deliver this message. We do not believe a courier is required for this route.
Bespoke · From $14,500
A bulk dispatch of 250 birds bearing identical letters of corporate contrition. Each bird carries a personalised greeting calligraphed by a professional. None of the apologies will reach the customer base. The gesture is the apology.